Found: a doorman who only drinks water.

"Whitey" where are you?

Regulars may remember the once "white" bear (aka "Nicotine Bear") perched a top the bar observing every breath you took.  Apparently, Nico saw too much and was bear-napped from the nOg.  This picture was sent to us, by an unknown person named Dougie Fresh who claims to have been slipped the picture under his door.  Or was it under our OLD door?

Almost Found:

Speaking of abducted, where is the Clown anyway?  Since his abduction over four years ago he has been spotted at numerous other watering holes.

The nOg's old front door, now reputed to be in the possession of a former "door man" who can now lock himself in the pub whenever he feels like it.

Found: A decent burger in Union Square.

Found: Rocky's Golfcourse

Found: A Hecklee.
Local regulars have noticed Dougie Fresh's recent musical tendencies.  Following another nameless regular's (aka Drew Smith) ambition, Dougie has quit his high paying tech job in search of true expression in music. Rumor has it there are several vacancies in the Ronan Quinn Band, & his recent performances in the nOg have drawn particular attention from the many musicians he has consistently heckled there in the past.  We wish Dougie the best in his new career,  and for one more time Dougie....MUSGRAVE!

Found: Youth

Found: Biohazard 
Recommended cure. . . Amstelbiotics.