The second annual Booze Cruise was officially pronounced a rousing success, despite the dangerous levels of sunlight that drenched the usually nocturnal participants. "It was a total rage," said Tír na nÓg barfly/bouncer Dave Forbes. "I was afraid at first, what with all the bright light and fresh air, but once we all got stinking drunk it was just like being in the bar." Problem drinker Mike Barrett concurred: "I usually try and avoid direct exposure to the sun, but this cruise was so much fun I couldn't help myself. I'm thinking about getting drunk outside more often!"
Patty the Hen To Robert: "I Don't Think So!"
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Bodhran banger butchers beat. Excursion around the bay nearly fatal to me old wife. Mike Barrett offends newcomers. Ronan debuts new Marley cover. Robert & Patsy debut nothing. Tom Jordan performs milestone 1,000th version of "Ould Triangle."
This afternoon, Patty the Hen issued a firm rebuke to Robert's "tree house" plan, saying "I don't think so!"
Weekend Weather: Today: It's 40 below and I don't give a fuck. Tomorrow: I'm off to the rodeo.
